Idea for script: The year is 1593. William Shakespeare is framed for the stabbing murder of dramatist and poet Christopher Marlowe, and sentenced to death. On the eve of his execution, and with the help of his roguish partner in crime John Donne, he stages an explosive and death-defying prison escape and goes on the lam, hell-bent on tracking down the real killer and clearing his name. Title: "Bard for Life."
Idea for product: Invent a classier version of the Foam Finger to sell at operas and ballets.
Idea for novel: Follows much of the plot of Les Miserables, but from the point of view of the bread loaf.