Going for a 10-mile run means one thing: I get hungry. Luckily we are within 3-minute driving distance of a fine Chinese eatery that can provide the nourishment I require. I just noticed a sign on their door when I picked up the food:
"There are meat in our chow mein gravy. Let us know if you don't want it in."
I'm out of work, and they need a copy editor. I'm just saying, I see an opportunity here.