Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Found Legalese: "Harmless"

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[This is a piece of actual legalese, discovered in the midst of an online-buying transaction. The names of the corporations/services involved have been altered to avoid embarrassment/me being sued. Scroll down to get The Gist.]

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold us and our affiliates, and any of our or our affiliates' officers, directors, employees, agents, successors and assigns, harmless from and against any liability, claim, loss, expense, cause of action or demand, including without limitation reasonable legal and accounting fees arising directly or indirectly in connection with any breach by you of any term, condition, representation, warranty or covenant contained herein or otherwise resulting from your use of our ________ or ________.

The Gist: I'm rubber, you're glue.

1 comment:

Kelly Kirch said...

Dan, the blog is causing quite a stir. Come leave a comment when you have the time. And from one of the comments, your wife is correct. Nutella IS a healthy alternative!

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