Saturday, February 23, 2008

Overheard assholes: "Joe"

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"JOE! Open the fuckin' DOOR! JOE!"

— Joe's estranged girlfriend,
screaming at him from the porch
at 11 p.m. one night
and ringing the doorbell for my apartment by mistake,
over and over

2 comments:

New England Bites said...

UGH! Another classic, but that must have sucked. I hate people, and I especially hate people who ring the doorbell.

Here's one for you. I started a new job on Monday, and this is a piece of the conversation I heard from the cubicles beside me:

MAN: "Mary, have you ever used fish oil for ..."
Mary: "... for ..."
MAN: "..."
Mary: "Hello?"

LMAO!! He just stopped talking! Either he dropped dead in the cube, or he lost his train of thought.

And all over fish oil. WTF?

Laura :)

Christine said...

I heard a good one too. Like to hear it, here it go!


SETTING: Department store, makeup counter.

LITTLE GIRL: [pointing]
"Dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name..."

LITTLE GIRL'S MOTHER: "Clinique, get your ass over here!"

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