Saturday, February 23, 2008

Overheard assholes: "Joe"

Like it? 
"JOE! Open the fuckin' DOOR! JOE!"

— Joe's estranged girlfriend,
screaming at him from the porch
at 11 p.m. one night
and ringing the doorbell for my apartment by mistake,
over and over


New England Bites said...

UGH! Another classic, but that must have sucked. I hate people, and I especially hate people who ring the doorbell.

Here's one for you. I started a new job on Monday, and this is a piece of the conversation I heard from the cubicles beside me:

MAN: "Mary, have you ever used fish oil for ..."
Mary: "... for ..."
MAN: "..."
Mary: "Hello?"

LMAO!! He just stopped talking! Either he dropped dead in the cube, or he lost his train of thought.

And all over fish oil. WTF?

Laura :)

Christine said...

I heard a good one too. Like to hear it, here it go!

SETTING: Department store, makeup counter.

LITTLE GIRL: [pointing]
"Dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name, dat's my name..."

LITTLE GIRL'S MOTHER: "Clinique, get your ass over here!"

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